1. Meet your favorite editors at a bar.
3. Drink enough that you end up hula-hooping in the middle of a crowded room.
4. Leave with said hula hoops, and a water gun for spraying anyone who comes late to your all-day editor’s meeting on Saturday.
5. Stumble over to Madison Square Park and hit Shake Shack for the first time.
6. Get a Shack Burger, and the best shake you’ve ever had.
7. Fall asleep on the 6 train.
8. Repeat next year.